Canary in the cage 14

JISHOU, HUNAN — I hear tell that the Rapture will happen this Saturday. I’m not clear if the prophet, Harold Camping, has worked out the exact time of the event, but since China is 12 hours ahead of Eastern Time, I’ll give you a heads up.

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14 thoughts on “Canary in the cage

  1. Reply Karen DeSpain Jan 1,1970 12:00 am

    But if you are one of the "chosen" will you be able to text us from there?:)

  2. Reply Janice H Quinn Jan 1,1970 12:00 am

    Keep in touch!

  3. Reply Adam Snyder Jan 1,1970 12:00 am

    http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html Well at least their pets will be safe afterwards, for a modest fee 🙂

  4. Reply Lingling Ge Jan 1,1970 12:00 am

    Sounds like ur talking about an astronomy event or the like? Canary?…Is that a constellation? U gotta say something for saturday is just around the corner! LOL!

  5. Reply John Wheaton Jan 1,1970 12:00 am

    It's a long story, LingLing. Some people believe they will rise into Heaven, and the end of the world will soon follow.

  6. Reply John Wheaton Jan 1,1970 12:00 am

    Karen — I doubt I'll be a chosen person, but if I see anyone flying into the sky, I'll let you know.

  7. Reply Lingling Ge Jan 1,1970 12:00 am

    Oooohhh…???!!!! I have to admit that I've never heard it before!!! I don't wanna be chosen if I have to rise alone without the people I care…

  8. Reply John Wheaton Jan 1,1970 12:00 am

    Well, it's 12:30 am here and nothing unusual has happened. I thinkwe're safe. Hehe!

  9. Reply Greg Crabb Jan 1,1970 12:00 am

    Any floating people yet?

  10. Reply Adam Snyder May 18,2011 12:00 am

    http://eternal-​earthbound-pets​.com/Home_Page.​html Well at least their pets will be safe afterwards, for a modest fee 🙂

  11. Reply Lingling Ge May 20,2011 12:00 am

    Oooohhh…???!!​!! I have to admit that I've never heard it before!!! I don't wanna be chosen if I have to rise alone without the people I care…

  12. Reply Josh Chapman May 21,2011 12:00 am

    Let us know. A friend posted this in case it is indeed coming. I hear one can still sign up. http://www.afte​rtherapturepetc​are.com/

  13. Reply John Wheaton May 21,2011 3:49 am

    No, but it is raining heavily. Raining water, not fire and brimstone.

  14. Reply Josh Chapman May 21,2011 2:06 pm

    Let us know. A friend posted this in case it is indeed coming. I hear one can still sign up. http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

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