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JISHOU, HUNAN — I figure if Andy Schlafly, the perpetrator of Conservapedia’s Conservative Bible Project, can rewrite the King James Bible, so can I. Here’s my rendition of Mark, Chapter 1. (Please observe my copyright. Thank you.) THE GOSPEL OF MARK (draft #1,216,593A) Chapter One 1. This is the beginning of the gospel of Jesus, as written by Mark, who believes Jesus is the Messiah, the Son of God. 2. The prophets wrote, “Behold, I will send my messenger to scope things out for you, to lay the groundwork, as it were. 3. “Someone will be crying in the wilderness, ‘Make way for the Lord, because he’s coming through! (No autographs, please!)'” 4. John the Baptist got his name because he dunked people in the river, saying baptism signified repentence for one’s sins. 5. He had quite a following all over Judea, and even among city folk from Jerusalem, who all came to be dunked in the Jordan River and to confess their sins. 6. John was a back-to-lander kind of fellow, dressing in clothes made of camel’s hair and wearing a leather loincloth; he also ate only locusts and wild honey. 7. He was overly humble, too. He said, ...
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